Headcanon submitted by Omgnoob
And that’s a new academy record!
The pony in this illustration is an OC I just made up (do not steal), an earth pony makeup artist named Facial Funtime. (She previously worked as one of Princess Celestia’s interns until she was dismissed under scandalous circumstances in the late 1990s. The Princess was not impeached.)
-BrutaMod
I can’t even deal with right now, this is so fuck wrong.
shhh
no more tears
only dreams now
And what’s the deal with Snips and Snails? Their eyes have no irises, just black pupils. No other ponies as far as I know have eyes like this. Is it because Snips…
headcanons are weeeeeiiiirrrrd
Headcanon submitted by Anonymous
Guest illustration by Cybersp0nge (who assures us with all the honesty a perv like him can muster that he was not the anonymous submitter). His Tumblr blog is here. It’s easy to tell that he’s given pony-shipping plenty of thought before, which is good to know, since he’s making an animated parody of the show and all.
All the ships are listed in the tags, so if you don’t understand any of them, check the tags on the original post.
SWAAAAAAG
yeah sure snips, swag
SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
enjoy your sloppy bear-seconds brah
WHAT’S THAT SNAILS? I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY SWAAAAAG
It’s not quite at the levels of an eating disorder—it’s more of a sexual fetish. With food.
Headcanon submitted by zedrin-stormshock
My sole aim with this headcanon was to try and make as many as possible of you readers never be able to hear the word ‘batter’ again without thinking of sexy Octavia.
-Catfood
not awkward at all
Snips and Snails play video-games together for their YouTube channel with hilarious commentary. Their video editor is Featherweight.
Headcanon submitted by Ask-Frigiddrift
No disrespect to the Game Grumps. It’s Snips and Snails who I am calling lame, here.
-BrutaMod
GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP
game game game
Headcanon submitted by Transsexualjesusanswers
what in the heck?
WHAT IN THE HECK?
((A new blog has just been founded by the BrutaMod empire. Go and help it get started by offering your headcanons!))
Do YOU have a Rainbow Dash shrine? I bet you do. C’mon, own up. Everypony’s admitting it. What are you, some kind of non-Rainbow Dash-worshipping freak?
hey snips i repainted my plastic model of sleeping trixie so she looks like rainbow dash
SNAILS YOU GOOF THAT WAS THE REAL TRIXIE AND SHE’S WAKING UP! RUN!!!!
woowoowoowoowoo
HAHA SYKE
THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
…but things aren’t quite wrapped up until Ax Brutaloo’s first tumblrversary, which is only 3 weeks away. Stay tuned for the feels-riddled dénouement of our story arc during that time!
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Today marks 1 year since I started my first Ask-blog on Tumblr.
MEEEEMORIEEEEEES…
hey snips, more like mammaries amirite?
SHADUP SNAILS
huehue
