askaunicorn:

SO.
I’D JUST LIKE TO SAY.
THAT THIS IS PROBABLY THE COOLEST THING I’VE DONE IN A WHILE.
I KNOW UNICORNS IN PERSON WHO READ THESE.
SO.
UM.
I TRIED I GUESS?
DO I GET THAT STAR OR SOMETHING?
OR IS THAT LIKE NOT COOL ANYMORE? 
SORRY THOUGH, I GUESS I’M JUST NOT ONE OF THOSE UNICORNS WHO CAN JUST LET THEM OUT ON DEMAND. 

OOH! OOH! OOH!!! FARTING UNICORNS OVER HERE!!!!

HERE GOES!

FART!

UH-OH.

THAT FEEL.

but it worked so well at the rehearsal

Reblogged 11 months ago from askaunicorn
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  1. askglottalstop reblogged this from askaunicorn and added:
    Pssst, guys! Hey guys! Askaunicorn doesn’t know how to use the three shells! /snicker
  2. askaunicorn reblogged this from asksnipsandorsnails and added:
    SEE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT. UM. I THINK I HAVE SOME OF THOSE LIKE. CLEANING WIPES AROUND HERE FOR...
  3. pansexual-grass-snake reblogged this from askaunicorn and added:
    …alright then.
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  5. funrussell reblogged this from asksnipsandorsnails and added:
    Lucky you guys don’t wear pants.
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  8. asksnipsandorsnails reblogged this from askaunicorn and added:
    OOH! OOH! OOH!!! FARTING UNICORNS OVER HERE!!!! but it worked so well at the rehearsal
  9. vinceborg2050 said: full body shot ;)
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