Ask Snips and/or Snails

toggaftheunicornwizard: mylittleheadcanon: Headcanon submitted...

my-little-mod-blog — Mon, 20 May 2013 02:18:39 -0400

mylittleheadcanon:

Headcanon submitted by Omgnoob

And that’s a new academy record!

The pony in this illustration is an OC I just made up (do not steal), an earth pony makeup artist named Facial Funtime. (She previously worked as one of Princess Celestia’s interns until she was dismissed under scandalous circumstances in the late 1990s. The Princess was not impeached.)

-BrutaMod

I can’t even deal with right now, this is so fuck wrong.

shhh

no more tears

only dreams now

The Adventures of Catfood McFly: f—k-no-my-little-pony: my-little-mod-blog replied to your post: Mulp:...

my-little-mod-blog — Sat, 11 May 2013 13:45:10 -0400

The Adventures of Catfood McFly: f—k-no-my-little-pony: my-little-mod-blog replied to your post: Mulp:...:

catfood-mcfly:

f—k-no-my-little-pony:

my-little-mod-blog replied to your post: Mulp: I always found it weird that the adult pony…

And what’s the deal with Snips and Snails? Their eyes have no irises, just black pupils. No other ponies as far as I know have eyes like this. Is it because Snips…

headcanons are weeeeeiiiirrrrd

mylittleheadcanon: Headcanon submitted by Anonymous Guest...

my-little-mod-blog — Sat, 04 May 2013 03:43:02 -0400

To this day, RD doesn't know which one of them was the Mare Do Well at the time and she doesn't really want to find out, thank you very much.

Rarity x Not You OTP 5ever

Beggars can't be choosers, Snails!

Berry Punch got so drunk that even her "rooty mark" can't remember who she banged on that fateful night behind the gas station.

Seems legit, CMCs. Seems legit.

Hint: Dr Whooves' rooty mark is a character from the show but not as you've seen him before.

That's one small step for a man...

mylittleheadcanon:

Headcanon submitted by Anonymous

Guest illustration by Cybersp0nge (who assures us with all the honesty a perv like him can muster that he was not the anonymous submitter). His Tumblr blog is here. It’s easy to tell that he’s given pony-shipping plenty of thought before, which is good to know, since he’s making an animated parody of the show and all.

All the ships are listed in the tags, so if you don’t understand any of them, check the tags on the original post.

SWAAAAAAG

yeah sure snips, swag

SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

enjoy your sloppy bear-seconds brah

WHAT’S THAT SNAILS? I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY SWAAAAAG

mylittleheadcanon: It’s not quite at the levels of an eating...

my-little-mod-blog — Wed, 01 May 2013 21:11:40 -0400

mylittleheadcanon:

It’s not quite at the levels of an eating disorder—it’s more of a sexual fetish. With food.

Headcanon submitted by zedrin-stormshock

My sole aim with this headcanon was to try and make as many as possible of you readers never be able to hear the word ‘batter’ again without thinking of sexy Octavia.

-Catfood

not awkward at all

mylittleheadcanon: Snips and Snails play video-games together...

my-little-mod-blog — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:11:49 -0400

mylittleheadcanon:

Snips and Snails play video-games together for their YouTube channel with hilarious commentary. Their video editor is Featherweight.

Headcanon submitted by Ask-Frigiddrift

No disrespect to the Game Grumps. It’s Snips and Snails who I am calling lame, here.

-BrutaMod

GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP

game game game

mylittleheadcanon: Headcanon submitted by...

my-little-mod-blog — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:24:00 -0400

mylittleheadcanon:

Headcanon submitted by Transsexualjesusanswers

what in the heck?

WHAT IN THE HECK?

((A new blog has just been founded by the BrutaMod empire. Go and help it get started by offering your headcanons!))

ax-brutaloo: Do YOU have a Rainbow Dash shrine? I bet you do....

my-little-mod-blog — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:30:53 -0400

I totally know what a party sounds like SHADAP DON'T JUDGE ME

ax-brutaloo:

Do YOU have a Rainbow Dash shrine? I bet you do. C’mon, own up. Everypony’s admitting it. What are you, some kind of non-Rainbow Dash-worshipping freak?

hey snips i repainted my plastic model of sleeping trixie so she looks like rainbow dash

SNAILS YOU GOOF THAT WAS THE REAL TRIXIE AND SHE’S WAKING UP! RUN!!!!

woowoowoowoowoo

HAHA SYKE

ax-brutaloo: THIS IS HOW IT ENDS …but things aren’t quite...

my-little-mod-blog — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:36:51 -0400

ax-brutaloo:

THIS IS HOW IT ENDS

…but things aren’t quite wrapped up until Ax Brutaloo’s first tumblrversary, which is only 3 weeks away. Stay tuned for the feels-riddled dénouement of our story arc during that time!

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my-little-mod-blog: Today marks 1 year since I started my first...

my-little-mod-blog — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 17:41:50 -0500

my-little-mod-blog:

Today marks 1 year since I started my first Ask-blog on Tumblr.

MEEEEMORIEEEEEES…

hey snips, more like mammaries amirite?

SHADUP SNAILS

huehue

BOOM. Mod here. REMEMBER THIS? AND THEN THIS? Has it really only...

my-little-mod-blog — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 20:31:49 -0500

Audio track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv6YW4Df5Y0

BOOM.

Mod here.

REMEMBER THIS?

AND THEN THIS?

Has it really only been one year since I made that picture and sent it to Catfood McFly’s “Derpy Hooves” ask-blog? Indeed. How things have changed… Ahh, memories…

Snailz becomes tha badboi no-mo’-mista-nice-guy that all...

my-little-mod-blog — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:23:00 -0500

Snailz becomes tha badboi no-mo’-mista-nice-guy that all the ladiez want even tho they say they don’t cuz bitchez dont kno wat they want!!!!! But Snailz gon tell them coz he a playa!!!!

<3 AskGlottalStop <3

((Zap-bomb? More like DRAMA-BOMB!)) ((Snips’ Dad is the local...

my-little-mod-blog — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 22:25:00 -0500

Begin soundtrack: http://youtu.be/zfzA78jjjsI?t=46s

((Zap-bomb? More like DRAMA-BOMB!))

((Snips’ Dad is the local ice cream vendor, BTW. I just headcanoned that right now.))

ask-ukrainebowdashski: Rainbow Dashski #25…2:30 seconds till...

my-little-mod-blog — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 16:54:00 -0500

ask-ukrainebowdashski:

Rainbow Dashski #25

…2:30 seconds till impact…

Meanwhile, in Soviet Equestistan…

askpun: Some of the foals in this town are real troublemakers....

my-little-mod-blog — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 14:33:00 -0500

askpun:

Some of the foals in this town are real troublemakers. The most annoying two are Snips and/or Snails, whose talents have not been turned to ‘constructive’ endeavors. You should go check out their ‘adventures’, if only so that you know what they’re up to!

Artwork by AniRichie
Background by BonesWolbach
Script #283

ANNOYING? US? SNAILS DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY THINK WE’RE ANNOYING!

the very nerve, eh!

SNAILS, BRING ME MY TYPEWRITER, I FEEL A LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF THE PONYVILLE MAIL COMING ON…

we’re not foals, either! we’re teenagers. practically adults, eh!

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM SNIPS AND SNAILS! Remix this image on...

my-little-mod-blog — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:21:59 -0500

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM SNIPS AND SNAILS!

Remix this image on http://canv.as/s/18tvf.

Ho ho ho! Mod here! Yesterday I made a Snips And/Or...

my-little-mod-blog — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 00:39:16 -0500

Ho ho ho! Mod here! Yesterday I made a Snips And/Or Snails-themed Christmas card for my special somepony, and I experimented with some simple papercrafty gadgetry in it as well. (Under the Snips-flap I put a Steam logo, so she’d know that I bought her a game on Steam. The game was Skyrim, but if I’d put a reference to taking-an-arrow-to-the-fucking-knee in that card she might’ve just torn it up, and with good reason!)

Less tangible gifts like vidyagames on Steam, or vouchers, sometimes need to come in fancy packaging - especially when everyone else is unwrapping the physical presents you got them. :)

AppleCider has sent you a text! UH-OHHHHH

askfuzzumz — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 00:45:11 -0500

AppleCider has sent you a text!

UH-OHHHHH

ax-brutaloo: In which Sweetie Belle has a nasty plot. :3c tee...

my-little-mod-blog — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:21:21 -0500

ax-brutaloo:

In which Sweetie Belle has a nasty plot.

:3c tee hee puns

BUT WE LOVE BRUTALOO!

whyyyyyyyyyyy…!?

Hey Snips and Snails, what ever happened to Puppy Dog Tails?

my-little-mod-blog — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 11:35:19 -0400

http://asksnipsandorsnails.tumblr.com/post/19609066446/good-times-good-times

ask-mr-appleson: Mr Appleson gets mooned Part 3.1 Prologue Part...

my-little-mod-blog — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 11:06:07 -0400

ask-mr-appleson:

Mr Appleson gets mooned

Part 3.1

Prologue Part 1 Part 2

Sorry if it sucks, the entire third part is too big for Tumblr.

-Modsanta

MOONTASTIC