askaunicorn:

COME TO LAUGH AGAIN?
I SEE.
I SEE HOW IT IS NOW.
IT’S JUST LIKE GOOD OLD TIMES.
ON THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PLAY GROUND.
YEAH WHATEVER, JUST LAUGH AT MY NOSE SOME MORE.
I’LL SHOW YOU ONE DAY.
I’LL BE A REALLY COOL UNICORN AND I’LL HAVE A COOL METAL LUNCHBOX AND YOU’LL BE STUCK WITH A LAME SOFT PLASTIC ONE AND I’LL LAUGH AT YOU WITH MY COOL FRIENDS AND YOU’LL BE SITTING IN A COLD PILE OF MUD.
HAH.
HAHAHA.
Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeehhhhhhhh. 

IF YOU ARE A UNICORN ON TUMBLR, REBLOG THIS POST WITH A PICTURE OF YOUR ~~BIG, BEAUTIFUL UNICORN NOSTRILS~~.

Snips and/or Snails have BBUNs

TUMBLR IS A FRIENDLY PLACE. IT IS UP TO WE BIG-NOSTRIL’D UNICORNS (that’s all unicorns), TO REMIND OUR BIGOTRY-VICTIM UNICORN FRIENDS OF THIS FACT.

<3~~BIG-NOSTRIL’D LOVE AND TOLERANCE~~<3