askaunicorn:

SO.
I’D JUST LIKE TO SAY.
THAT THIS IS PROBABLY THE COOLEST THING I’VE DONE IN A WHILE.
I KNOW UNICORNS IN PERSON WHO READ THESE.
SO.
UM.
I TRIED I GUESS?
DO I GET THAT STAR OR SOMETHING?
OR IS THAT LIKE NOT COOL ANYMORE? 
SORRY THOUGH, I GUESS I’M JUST NOT ONE OF THOSE UNICORNS WHO CAN JUST LET THEM OUT ON DEMAND. 

OOH! OOH! OOH!!! FARTING UNICORNS OVER HERE!!!!

HERE GOES!

FART!

UH-OH.

THAT FEEL.

but it worked so well at the rehearsal