SO.
I’D JUST LIKE TO SAY.
THAT THIS IS PROBABLY THE COOLEST THING I’VE DONE IN A WHILE.
I KNOW UNICORNS IN PERSON WHO READ THESE.
SO.
UM.
I TRIED I GUESS?
DO I GET THAT STAR OR SOMETHING?
OR IS THAT LIKE NOT COOL ANYMORE?
SORRY THOUGH, I GUESS I’M JUST NOT ONE OF THOSE UNICORNS WHO CAN JUST LET THEM OUT ON DEMAND.
OOH! OOH! OOH!!! FARTING UNICORNS OVER HERE!!!!




but it worked so well at the rehearsal